|Four stone monster gourds!|
As I planted pumpkins on our plot.
'It'll help 'em grow' he added,
So I duly took the lot.
Black Country pigeon poo,
Fragrant and matured,
Turned our pumpkins into giants!
Four stone monster gourds!
The recipe for pumpkin beer
Needed just a meagre kilo.
But what a kilo and what a brew!
And all from bags of pigeon poo!